Total Medals Earned: 53 (From 6 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,205 Points
Medals Earned: 5/5 (185/185 points)
Complete the game in 500 seconds
Complete the game in 300 seconds
Complete the game in 150 seconds
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/280 points)
Cute cat, hisses when petted.
Friendly dog, tore previous owner to shreds.
Ferocious Bear! Probably of Russian Origin.
Sad Frog. Might be gay.
Crazy Horse! Will stomp your face!
Gas escaping or forcefully pushed from the inside of anal cavity.
A feral monkey, probably the original incubator of the HIV virus.
A genius creature so filthy, religions won't eat it.
A savage donkey, responsible for the death of hundreds of villagers. Never apprehended for fear of donkey death.
Medals Earned: 30/30 (495/495 points)
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Purchase 10 server farms
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 super computers
Reach over 1000 views
Buy over 250 items from the store
Reach over 1 million site views
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Buy over 500 items from the store
Increase the number of ads to x9
Increase bandwidth to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/465 points)
Preschool
Kindergarten
Elementary School
Junior High
High School
Associated Degree
Bachelor Degree
Masters Degree
NASA LEVEL
PhD Graduate
Medals Earned: 5/5 (125/125 points)
Get a score of at least 25 on the Hexagon level
Get a score of at least 25 on the Pentagon level.
Get a score of at least 25 on the Square level.
Get a score of at least 25 on the Triangle level.
Medals Earned: 9/9 (375/375 points)
Pass 5 levels
Pass 15 levels
Pass 10 levels
Pass half of the levels
Pass 25 levels
Pass 35 levels
Pass 30 levels
Complete the game
Pass the secret level